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2022

23

Mar

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

Aren’t you glad that fat women assume they are like real women, despite weighing double the weight of real women.

They can still behave like the sluts of the internet all thanks to body empowerment, canceling fat shamers, giving them confidence to THRIVE….if you think posting nudes for weirdos to jerk off to is thriving.

Fatties can use the very low energy reserves that they have to produce smut, instead of doing something like hitting the gym to fight that premature death, disease, and sleep apnea that keeps them so exhausted, craving sugars, and being dangerous on the road…all fat and falling asleep driving thanks to diabetes, exhaustion and no mobility due to their sheer size…unable to make any sharp movements to avoid crisis as they barely fit in their vans that have already been modified to fit them…..stronger suspension, wider seats, more belly space for the steering wheel…you know fat is not a handicap, even though it is a fucking handicap….a self inflicted handicap.

The point is fetishizing fat is bad for the culture, celebrating fat should be done in the privacy of your own home at 3 am when you’re drunk, reckless and not thinking of how expensive a fat bitch would be to keep on FEED alone…

I hear ranchers are killing off their cattle because of impending supply shortages and GRAIN PRICES due to some bullshit war designed to collapse society….imagine being stuck feeding a fatty in the apocalypse….I know what you’re thinking, first to die in an off grid setting when it has all collapsed, providing lots of meat for all to eat, but the reality is that it’s all gristle…and you’re better off trapping squirrels or some shit…squirrels she’ll sit on you a steal from you because she’d be HANGRY.

All this to say if you’re into fatties, keep them in photo, not in your basement for a rainy day, because you’re ashamed to let them in the main part of the house….WHAT WOULD THE NEIGHBORS think if they saw that…that you’d given up, fallen on hard times, lost your mind, or that you have a really small dick and can only take what you can get..

Yes, I think fatties are gross, cut the calories, walk 10,000 steps, AT LEAST TRY…slob.

That’s MY right..while I’ve still got rights…and for the record, I’m obese too, so I can say these things, you know self hating fat fuck….NOT A HATE CRIME!
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