I am a firm believer in “NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED”…..

I even married a fat chick because it came with free rent to make sure that I was being fair in saying “NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED”…..rather than being a cyberbully, bro who fucks fat chicks when drunk, but hates fat chicks when sober, because they think getting laid is another notch on the belt to brag about, plus it’s better than jacking off…the traditional rationale as to why people would bang fat chicks.

So as an experienced “Fat Chick Handler”, I know first hand just how gross fat chicks are, and even great titty fat chicks can’t win me over with their lack of discipline, self control and constant excuse making for being so fat…

But because of inclusivity, fat chicks being seen as valid humans, not lazy pigs with childhood trauma or some shit…and the sheer volume of fat girls, in weight and in numbers, I have to do some fat chick programming so people can’t turn on me and say I’m pushing unrealistic body expectations, even though I post tons of fucking NORMIES daily….so this fat chick post is my insurance policy…

No hate crime police, I am all for fatties, look I do a post on them weekly, where I only make one “throw flour on them to find the wet spot” joke to let them know I like them….because ultimately, I don’t hate fat chicks, I just don’t like looking at them as sexual objects being naked, but more as a mascot at the fair doing balloon animals for the kids….

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