I don’t know why, but I do not trust this Anya Taylor Joy actress. She kind of cameo out of nowhere in the movie WITCH, which was really OVER hyped and totally under delivered about some witch in the pioneer times eating children, or some origin of satanism in America documentary, I’m not really sure what the point of it was, it just wasn’t very scary…..

I find it pretty suspicious that she managed to just make it in America, but apparently her dad is some British banker who has received some prestigious British awards like the “Order of the British Empire”.

I also find it pretty suspicious that she was raised in Argentina until she was 6…but why bother looking too into it, not everything is a middle earth Alien from Antarctica conspiracy, maybe some things just happen organically, not by design, like this trying to look up her skirt to see if she’s got a dick.

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