Sydney Sweeney looks like some pale ass pile of shit, but I guess that’s what happens to these girls when they aren’t pulling out their tits….when all they have to offer are their tits…because they are pretty great tits…it’s just funny that she’s the only celebrity to surface from the ether in the last 5 years…you know, from a NON SOCIAL MEDIA place…because I remember when she had no followers, that shit just blew up for her…ALL BECAUSE of tits.

I guess being from the TITTY era, where celebs weren’t the tits, but rather the SI models like Kate Upton, the Playboy chicks like Anna Nicole….KATIE PRICE / JORDAN…were known for their tits, but not a-listers in all the movies because of the tits..but that’s the only way to get people in seats I guess…TITS get hits and we’re in one big pile of tit.

So anyway, this is Sweeney’s COSTAR, who is in a sheer dress, showing her more modest an brave tits, not intimidated by Sweeney tits, because I guess she realizes all tit lives matter, should be seen, since tits bring great opportunity….and the proof is on her arm candy…

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