When you’ve seen a babe like Courtney Stodden, who I think is one of the most wonderful creatures to crawl out of the tabloids as some child bride to some pervert who never went to jail, which is why I alway assumed she was never actually a child, but rather a 30 year old pretending to be a child for the tabloid fodder, only to have all the tabloids eat the story up and talk about it, I’m pretty sure she even did Dr Oz or Dr Phil or some other Oprah produced Dr show…..she was a pretty big fucking deal…and no one fucking cared that it was a potentially creepy situation, maybe she was a victim, they just ran with it, made fun of her, because they are bullies…BUT we were always here to support, to celebrate and to encourage Courtney to show us her clown sized tits, which I hate as a concept because I hate fake tits, but love in practice since they are tits, and if you’re going to jack yourself up with tits, you might as well make them clown sized, otherwise what’s the point.

The point is, if you’ve seen a babe like Stodden naked, do her bikini pics really matter, she’s got sex tapes or masturbation tapes out there for profit….and as it turns out, the bikini pics do matter because she’s hot. Think of is as foreplay before googling her masturbation videos that happened when the tabloids stopped caring and she had to reduce herself to sex work to get paid!

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