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2022

05

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Bitches they lie. I’ve been accused of rape at least once and I was hardly doing any raping….I’m too lazy for that, but all this revisionist history where they are either drunk, on roofies, blacked out but super into the good times we’re having…only to regret it weeks, months or years later….after finding GOD or getting their shit together or thinking “Dressing up like a tortoise while he dressed up like an industrialist on an African Safari in the late 1800s is weird and I don’t like full hands in my ass”…..BORING.

I have no self respect and clearly hate myself because I have the Amber Heard testimony live-streaming in the background and I’m not even jerking off to her serious lesbian storyline…

I do not actually giving a shit about any of this. I know it’s fucking staged lies, but here I am watching it….

I’m not a lawyer but I have pretended to be one a few times when paparazzi agencies used to try to sue me…but I probably could be since all lawyers seem to be fucking idiots…..HEAR SAY.

But this all seems a little theatrical for a defamation Case, do they really go through everyone’s feelings and every detail of every dumb fight these dumb people had over an article….it is all scripted badly acted performance bullshit but even if the testimony is real which I doubt….

These are all terrible people, but a manipulative Texas trash slut who climbed the ranks of Hollywood to the top of the food chain…probably by design…crying about her big mean millionaire famous husband being drunk…..pathetic….I’d say “KNOW YOUR ROLE” so she likely knows her role..THIS IS PERFORMANCE!

Fuck both these fucking idiots for wasting all our time an distracting us from living out our own dreams…I want a Johnny Depp private island and a Johnny Depp yacht he sold to JK Rowling christened “Trannies aren’t Real”…

Here are some morning Links…

Bella Hadid’s Boyfriend Gets her Butt Shot
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Hot Model Anna in the Park in Panties
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Lewis Hamilton Spotting Leaving a Club With Two Mystery Ladies
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Granny Lost Control
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Timelapse of Hair and Beard Growing Out?
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The Shining Axe Sells at Auction
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Why is Gas So Expensive
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Tribute To ESPN’s Scott Van Pelt’s Dog, Otis!
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Man Turns His Ferrero Rocher Box Into A Terrarium For His Pet Spider
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Camper Trailer Becomes The Latest Victim To The 11foot8+8 Bridge!
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Cam Sluts Are the Best Sluts
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