Watch it for the plot!
Anya Taylor Joy has a pretty fucking weird origin story, so I’m pretty comfortable saying she’s probably form a Nazi cloning factory in Argentina….you know since she came out of nowhere, and is now everywhere, including but not limited to being a guest at high profile, world elite, weddings…all while being whatever in hotness.
I saw her first movie WIITCH or whatever, which was pretty funny, because it ties into my whole theory she’s a satanist. You know, we experienced her elevating to the occult in her first movie and now her HUGE mainstream hit is the NORTHMAN movie, where you can see her ass.
It’d be a “Watch it for the Plot” moment, since her naked body is pretty uneventful…this is not the 90s video store scene where I’d only rent movies with nudity ratings….finding gems like Rose McGowan in Doom Generation, and so many other nude scenes you could jack off to.
The most offensive thing in all this is that she identifies as Latina…or I guess it’s LATINX when you’re not actually Latina, but a white person trying to mooch off a ethnicity for the diversity hire….
We get it, you speak Spanish, but that ass is straight from working class London….malnourished and grey.
Here’s another clip of her ass…
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