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2022

17

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It’s nice to see people reacting negatively to the Sports Illustrated Woke Swimsuit edition, now that they are using un-retouched models, fat chicks, mutants like the Kardashians, old ladies like Elon Musk’s demonic mother, and god knows what else, but probably a retard, an albino, an amputee an a tranny…

Because people should react negatively….at a certain point in wokeness, you’re just running a fucking freakshow to try to appeal to some fake discourse or fake ideology that doesn’t apply to your middle american dude who still reads Sports Illustrated….

That’s straight up woke women from NYC, moving in a destroying or trying to destroy the concept of hot chicks…

While the concept of hot chicks is kind of in our fucking DNA an we can’t be fooled, except when horny and drunk and 3 am, and even then, we know they aren’t hot chicks, our boner may be present but it’s not because of them.

The fact is, their audience, or what is left of their audience is not their priority, like you are MY priority, it’s more a fuck you to them, in a self sabotage knowing they can just buy fake traffic to serve their ads…since their advertisers are their fucking audience…that is who they care about.

So all these dumpy ass ladies who look like they were at the all you can eat buffet for 2 weeks before the shoot, instead of celebrating hot women who take care of themselves, all because body positivity is a hashtag on twitter….which should be a pass for all girls to give the fuck up….

Using a freak sparingly is one thing, but making a whole issue of freaks is fucking parody.

I’ve said it before, years ago, my big viral idea I never did was a fat chick parody of SI SWIM to release on the same day….

10 years later, they are that parody and it’s still a fucking joke…but at least we know…hot chicks are hot chicks because they are hot chicks an no woke shit will ever change that no matter how hard they try to turn us fake and gay.

It won’t happen, our perversion is too stubborn….and for the record…hot chicks still love being hot chicks, getting paid to be hot chicks and there’s no fucking shortage of hot chicks…

So let’s make HOT CHICKS great again, so we can put the gross fatties and retards back behind the cash at WALMART OR DRIVING school buses where they belong!

Here are some morning LINKS

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Megan Fox, the Dude, Pretends to be 36 and not a Dude
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Jessica Szohr is Engaged
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Vikings GM Does Dance for TikTok
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Demi Rose Sheer Dress
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Heidi Klum is Horny in Vegas
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Alice Dries Off by the Pool
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Women on Whether Looks are Important in 1967 Street Interview
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Dog Fakes a Leg Injury
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Moments of Instant Regret
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The World’s Largest Private Jet
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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