I don’t know who Doja Cat is, but she’s some trending popstar from the internet, which means she’s probably not all that impressive, but one of those weak and desperate fame at a level the execs like, because they know that she’s not going to stray from their orders or rules, because her maintaining her fame is critical.

Apparently, she got famous for wearing a cow bikini, saying “bitch I’m a cow, moo”….turned into a song that I assume went big on TikTok, as it does, and now she’s famous.

To all the struggling artists out there trying to figure it out, you just need to be someone that can be bought with little to no talent or creativity, because the audience is so fucking empty, they don’t even need real music, just retard sounds to keep their retard heads boppin’.

It’s a fucking disgrace but I’ll look at her in her bikini trying to be comedic, in her bikini, to make it seem like she’s not being some clickbait trash that she clearly is….and all I gotta say is where’s the asshole at girl…..at least make something about you interesting….asshole always helps achieve that.

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