Kelsea Ballerini Bikini of the Day

2022

Jun

This is a pretty welcomed gift to us country music lovers out here…..

Because you probably didn’t watch the Grand Ole Opry this past weekend, because you’re still confused as to whether country music is good or not, after decades of it being shit on by people who say “anything but country” when asked what music they like…a canned response that never made sense to me since country is from the heart storytelling, real music from the soul for the soul, which in an era of videogame music and half retards trying to be famous, doesn’t really hit the mark on what I want out of music…

If you did watch the Opry, you would have seen Knoxville’s own starlet Kelsea Ballerini, who is a pretty fucking solid and hot country singer, drop some of her hits, and a future hit, in a pair of awkwardly high waisted pink bell bottom pants that made her ass look square or weird, but that I still watched dance around the stage with her story telling….wondering “what would that look like naked”.

I even googled Kelsea Ballerini nude, came up with nothing, obviously, these are level headed, family oriented, god loving people…..

From her performance, I gathered that she in studio all of last week recording her next album of hits while trying to determine whether she had decent sized tits or not…

I guess with ending the recording comes beach vacation to unwind and girl got to show off her country body, all fit and toned, maybe from riding horses like you want her to ride you, maybe from working the farm, or maybe from being rich and famous and needing a hot body to maintain that performer life….prayers were answered, I should as for more than “I hope Kelsea Ballerini posts bikini pics next week for me to compare and contrast what I think she looks like in a bikini with what she actually looks like”….

Anyway, long legs with that solid waist to hip ratio looks goo, th tits, still questionable abut hot enough for me, all while she drinks her wine, I mean she is a rich as shit white girl from the middle of the country what do you fucking expect out of her, besides some basic behavior of wine.

The point of the story is where’s the sex tape at? Or is she too famous for one already….I mean she is married, so self produced porn between a married couple for the internet is hardly a bad idea, maybe even a thrilling idea….even if she doesn’t NEED to do it for her career, she’s happy with what she has, so maybe do it for the fans…I’m ready to watch..