I have not done a post on Joanna Krupa in what must be a decade or more. Yes, I’ve been doing this site since Joana Krupa was a well known “Lad Mag” covergirl…..the Polish pussy that came to America as a child, but that is still a big deal in Poland, because I guess they were excited that she was able to transition her hot tits from outdated magazine photoshoots where she was pretty fucking hot, on some mail order bride despite being American and not keen for a passport, the mail order fantasy of being able to scoop up a KRUPA of your own was real….to reality TV, being a Housewife with a rich husband, the basic goal of any and all models…..which for the record is far better than modern transitioning….that involves cutting the tits off…

Anyway, I don’t know what the fuck Krupa has been up to, but she’s still looking pretty good despite being old as shit by now, I guess there are ways to prevent the rot when you’re rich….

I could also be overhyping this since I am a pug owner, pug lover, devoted pug fan, committed to the pug species and anyone who pugs is my kind of motherfucker, made better when they have tits busting out of their age appropriate swimsuit.

Here she is doing farm shit, maybe Simple Life Warsaw or something….who knows…

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