Rebecca Black is making moves with them big ass titties, I guess she finally sold her soul to the demons that run the music industry, maybe she got invited to their troll dungeons and eagerly signed onto pushing their destructive messages to the unsuspecting kids, while their parents are too busy ignoring them, so that we can have a collapsed society…

Anyway, for those who care, Rebecca Black got her start with that annoying song FRIDAY that people still reference at watercoolers everywhere that people still go into work, which I am assuming is not many places, because people hate working and never really did work, but now they can really not work and still collect those checks….no need to act except when the zoom camera is one, where they likely still reference the Friday song.

From an outsider’s perspective, a song that big should have got all the record labels excited, some 12 year old girl went viral, but instead they laughed and they laughed in their troll dungeons, not realizing the youtuber would dictate their future, not that they cared, since they owned Youtube too….

By you’d think they would have signed her, exploited her, made her a bieber, but instead she went silent, never heard of again, a meme before memes, kind of thing…first mover, forgotten….

But now that everything is based on viral clout, she’s back, no longer 12, and in her time being blacklisted from the industry as a meme not a talent, she’s grown out some fat titties and we like those….the best marketing prop we could ask for.

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