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2022

27

Jun

Vanessa Hudgens Wet Bikini Display of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens is taking her professional actor approach to watering the garden like she’s doing a bikini car wash with no cars in sight, because the camera was turned on, narrated by the worst possible narator….Morgan Freeman in the Penguins aren’t Real documentary or David Attenborough or the guy who does all the Ken Burns documentaries this motherfucker is not….

But the professionally trained performer, stripped down for some bikini and garden hose dance for her social media, where she lets the fans in on her racier but real side, so they relate to her better and buy anything she’s selling, allowing her to be nothing but a money making machine, a shameless money making machine…is fun to watch…..and it really isn’t anything new with Hudgens, she’s been naked since she was 18 in leaked nudes, a media manipulator who knows how to matter…..

In this case, it’s very early 90s Playboy VHS we used to steal from the video store of no name Playboy models set to music, they just need a few close ups of the crotch, maybe a glimpse of asshole and it will be a win….and I guess…girl in bikini with hose is always a win…even when you’re not Vanessa Hudgens….cuz I’m into it.

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