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2022

11

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Today is the first day of the rest of your life…

I am a firm believer that I could have ended up a billionaire or homeless, that’s basically the general feedback I’ve heard from fellow drunk losers at the bar, as it turns out, I am neither a billionaire or homeless, but I’m a hell of a lot closer to homeless than even being a THOUSANDAIRE…..

But Today is the first day of the rest of MY LIFE…..and what am I going to do about it?

Well, since there are so many scandals going on right now, the news cycle still trying to entrap me and kill my spirit, from annoying woke shit, like the virtue signalling Friend’s lady apologizing for calling Kathleen Turner a man, which I am sure we’re all guilty of whenever she opens her deep fucking voiced mouth, especially in her big girl menopausal years but she’s not apologizing to Turner, no one ever does that, it has more to do with virtue signalling 25 years later for misgendering a trans 25 years ago, when trans was seen as freakish and weird, a comedic hook, and not some fucked up satanic agenda to confuse kids….or mental illness the media LOVES to celebrate so vulnerable people hop on…..but the point is….from 25 year old transphobia to transgenderism in daycare, political children weighing out crack with hookers leaks, fake as fuck covid, vaccine injuries, CERN and the interdimensional travellers causing MANDELA effects like Britney’s skirt being black and not grey in her MUSIC video, to now the Risky Business scene being a pink shirt no Wayfarers, rather than a white shirt with Wayfarers, you know end of the world collapses confused for action movie plots….

….and I’m ONLY interested in the girls in weird wrestling outfits instead of standard panty flashing summer dresses when the right breeze comes through trends….. basically I saw the bike short merged with the tank top, in a pussy hugging bodysuit that for some reason girls who should’t be wearing that kind of outfit…..are wearing that kind of outfit and my WEEKEND was full of them.

I figure if you dress the GRECO ROMAN WRESTLING part, already in uniform, that’s an invite for a surprise STRANGER DANGER wrestle, because I believe outfit choices are non verbal cues of CONSENT….a little “practice your hold like the homoerotic sport made less homo erotic when the wrestling partner is a 20 year old chick getting her fat pussy hugged”….

Why I update this site, I’ll never know….all part of that whole keeping things homeless by not selling out since no one offered me the opportunity to sell out….

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