I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2022

14

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I like to make fun of the mask wearers out there, just because I know that masks don’t work and that you are the last believers that they do work, all angry at people like me who know they don’t work, and who don’t fear air or viruses, since I am not even convinced viruses are real, the more I read about TERRAIN THEORY, the less I believe GERM THEORY, and that, I will let you look up, research and decide for yourself…

I realize that making fun of mask wearers probably alienates me by offending you, since the general dude who gives a fuck about celebrity tits, is likely a cuck, simp, locked in the basement, definitely socially awkward….

But I like to think of it as me giving you the confidence to just not be a pussy scared to breathe, like your big brother, or worse….YOUR STEPFATHER….who if you ask ELON MUSKS DAD….can be a pretty perverted experience….and I guess if you ask any advertisers I’ve tried to get…they seem to think the name DrunkenStepfather alone is perverted, offensive, and disgusting because I guess they were raped by their stepfather…

I guess I should have named this site “Pop Culture Beat”…..or “Celebsmania”…..but when you want to fail, why not throw as much fuel in the fail fire as you can….

So call yourself DrunkenStepfather, trigger all the normies raped by stepfathers, make fun of the vaccinated which is 90 percent of the population, laugh in the face of masked faces for being pussies, have random malware popups you can’t find live on the site for 2 years and do whatever you can to really get website traffic to ONE CLICK A DAY….

That’s how you WIN at LOSING on the internet, I should write an E-Book and sell an online course.

Here are some stepLINKS..

Addison Rae in Latex Dress
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Kourtney Kellar Takes Us Behind the Scenes
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Naked Under the Hose
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Izabel Goulart’s Hot hard Bikini Bod
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Lamar Jackson gets into heated beef with former NFL star
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YOYO EXPERT
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Baby Bull Dog Surprise
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How People in Siberia Shower
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Albuquerque to unveil statues of Breaking Bad stars
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Rachel is in Mallorca
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Drew Barrymore’s Playboy Shoot from the 90s to Remind You What Was
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Cam Sluts
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