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2022

15

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Sometimes I wish, If only Katy Perry’s music died with Ivana Trump….

Maybe it’ll get COVID, someone make sure it’s got its 4 shots….so we know the chances of her music dying is exponentially higher…..we just won’t know what it will die of….we’ll just be happy it is dead.

If you’re wondering why I am thinking of Kate Perry music on my wonderful summer Friday, it’s probably because THAT is how the SATANICS get into our minds….

I do not consent to those songs being pushed on me. I DO NOT CONSENT….yet the RADIO doesn’t care. I try to METOO them, but they don’t listen. THOSE DAMN RADIOS.

Speaking of Jesus, I saw some viral story about punk band the Descendents disavowing one of the January 6 Oath Keeper Feds for wearing one of their shirts that we’ll assume the motherfucker bought, to which I thought, when did PUNK turn pussy, probably when MILO went to college…..indoctrinated cut…..PUNK is about fighting the system man…..

So yeah, now the Descendents, and all bands are going to be doing background checks, casting calls, for EVERY shirt they sell, so only people they like can wear their band logo….and the people who go against their beliefs can go fuck themselves because SEGREGATION is cool when you’re the one doing the SEGREGATION…..

I am also still dealing with a headline that THOR didn’t eat MEAT for his KISSING scene with VEGAN Natalie Portman, out of RESPECT to her, because she’s so fucking VEGAN that she can’t kiss someone with MEAT fermenting in their GUT…and DEFINITELY can’t eat their assholes like a good girl…

I’ll assume that a lot of MEAT eaters trying to get laid don’t eat meat before going out as to not ruin their chances of fucking if they find some weak vegan unable to fight off their advances.

The world is nuts, maybe I just need to take more PUBERTY BLOCKERS….

Here are some stepLINKS….

Kendall Jenner Bikinis in Hawaii
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Candice Swanepoel is Still Hot in a Gold Dress
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Hot Model Posing at Cubanitos….
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The Ozzy Man Reviews On When Animals Fight Back!
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Some Crazy motherfucker has a Pet Centipede – What
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Your Porn Clip of the Day
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Demi Lovato Got Injured
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Robber Gets Shot by Robbery Victim
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Hey WHALES – PUT ALL YOUR MONEY ON THESE CAM GIRLS SO I CAN EAT TONIGHT
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