In an amazing series of events, my high tech set up over here at DrunkenStepfather headquarters, which basically involves a lap top I found in the trash, because we don’t have a budget for equipment around here, we barely manage to pay our hosting costs, which is why I am going to make it a 30 dollar member site to read my amazing words, but yeah, I have a sticky fucking period, which I guess is what girls go through every month, but it just doesn’t fucking work, so MORE RUN ON SENTENCES for you…

Sticky periods are the worst kind of periods when you spend your day writing a dumb fucking site and periods are needed…
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In other news, I was going down on a girl once and her pussy farted out what looked like a bowl of cottage cheese, it didn’t look or taste like cottage cheese, but after I puked she did indeed confirm that it was cottage cheese she turkey blasted into herself a month prior, a pretty specific fetish I thought….a pretty unfortunate fetish I knew… but I don’t think she really had a cottage cheese fetish, but was actually using cottage cheese as a cover-up for her fucked up discharge…I just saw some soccer mom in leggings eating cottage cheese for breakfast and remembered how cottage cheese was ruined for me…or maybe made better…

Here are some stepLINKS in the morning for you pervert cottage cheese eatig mooch fucks.

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