The weekend is over and lets hope your Monkeypox from the gay orgy you joined to be inclusive and not because you’re gay or anything, you’re still straight, you just let strangers come in your ass….you know don’t let societal norms put you in that box…homo..

I always make fun of dudes in bike shorts, because they are usually upper middle class, semi retired doctors, dentists or lawyers on their 5,000 dollar bikes, where they go on their weekend warrior rides with the best equipment money can by because for some reason, a certain wealth level makes people not give a fuck about being seen as posers…

So yeah, unless the bike short is hugging the cunt of a hot 23 year old waiting in line for her Starbucks poison, or the like, bike shorts are pretty gay…

However, there are perks to everything, where there is darkness like gay fucking shorts, there is light, in being able to show the girl showing you her pussy through her shorts how much you like it, but rocking your own pair of bike shorts, with or without a bike, so that your boner shows through…no matter how small it may be, the public boner through bike shorts for the public pussy through bike shorts, is the new generation romance we all need…

I used to do it through soiled sweatpants, you know one or two sizes too small like the poor kid in your elementary school, but that’s just not nearly as trendy a boner exposing clothing so you don’t get arrested as a sex offender for exposing yourself.

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