I was talking to my only friend Stefan about the old fashioned stripclub buffet, which I doubt is a thing post COVID, since Starbucks doesn’t even let you pour your own cream and sugar in these parts, due to COVID……

But yeah, I miss the strip club buffet, the watching pussy dance, while eating some free greasy ass food, all for the 2 dollar cover charge, during happy hour when beer was like 10 dollars for 2 pitchers….I’d get there for lunch and I’d leave there at 2 in the morning, just 10 hours of tits in my face, being fed too well and getting pretty fucking wasted, all for under 50 dollars between 2-3 people.

I guess, the internet has killed customer service and good fucking times, but you’d think this slutty era of girls who don’t seem to think Anal Sex existed before they started producing it for OnlyFans, would be into the stripclub buffet experience, but I guess they are all too lazy to leave the house or the screen…

This is an rra where everyone is into the exact same thing, and it’s all pretty slutty, but the victims in all this are the perverts who rememeber when we had to hunt, gather, and go to stripclubs for sluts, which was actually a more fulfilling and meaningful time, where memories were created instead of just scrolling more reandom clickbait pussy…..

I guess I’m a romantic, here are some stepLINKS in the morning/afternoon, I wake up at 1 pm, I’m a degenerate, fuck you.

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