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2022

29

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I don’t know what you did this weekend, but I hope it was better than running to the park when it started raining in hopes of seeing some girls in white t-shirts and no bras get caught in the unexpected showers, because you’re a pervert who will leave the comfort of staring at the wall to see some everyday titty.

In an era where all girls run their own porn membership sites, it’s almost losing the appeal of staring at random braless tit in white t-shirts, which is probably the point!

Demoralize a people to the point where going outside to see hot tit on regular girls is less thrilling that singing up to their member sites!

The funny thing about the whole porn thing is that I was chatting with some old lady in her 80s, as I do, I’m a charmer and figure I could work my way into their will, while being willing to eat out her dirty old vaccinated 5 time senior citizen fat ass, if I can get into the will, you know why spend my days trying to get ads, when I can eat out an old bitch until she dies to get paid, it’s just WORKING smart people, I should do youtube ads selling ourses on HOW I GOT RICH EATING OLD LADY ASS courses!

Anyway, the old lady was bitching about how her pharmacy has no staff, how her doctor’s office has no staff, how she went to some dinner theatre shit and there were no actors and I said that I’ve been seeing help wanted signs everywhere and asked why she thought no one wanted to work, to which she said:

“they’re all too busy making porno”.

I don’t know if she was flirting, or if she knows that girls are just sluts hustling their pussies to the highest bidders, but it was enlightening but not as enlightening as some stepLINKS in the Morning

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