I know that more than half of the population is fat as fuck, clinically morbidly obese, but that doesn’t meant that there aren’t girls who still think looking hot and fit is a good thing that probably gets them richer boyfriends, not that people actually date in this hook-up era of conditioning young girls into prostitution by feeding them shit like Kardashians……

It is possible that this is just fat chicks run through fit body Augmented Reality Filters, you can never be too sure, but a fit girl, whether you’re scared that she’s got higher “T” than you or not, can fuck you with more vigor, so fear muscles because it reminds you of the time you gave your bro on the team a massage and got hard, but as someone who bases my straightness on whether there’s a vagina, I’ll go for the one that can do all the work and move a piano if needed, you know, make a business out of it!

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