Mila Kunis is an unfortunate story, what was once a cute and bubbly celebrity that you’d want to fuck, and that you’d still probably fuck, since you’d fuck a fucking dirty diaper if it was wet enough, but that you could actually have a celebrity crush, or understand why people would have a celebrity crush on her, even from Sarah Marshall movie alone, died a terrible death when she married and bred with that industry owned and operated freak that is Ashton Kutcher, who you know is so fucking bought and owned, a shill puppet fuck who cashed in, in exchange for his soul and that he somehow rooked this one into his demonic spell of KUTCHER lies!

She was more interesting when she was with McCauley Culkin, probably because she looks a lot like his one true love, MICHAEL JACKSON!

She’s old, she’s a mom, she’s a fucking slave or puppet and I’ve seen her in recent interviews and she’s lost any charisma she had, the energy she gave off, maybe she’s on anti-depressants, or maybe she’s just a prisoner to the KUTCHER hell and needs saving, but when promoting her movie, she seemed fake as fuck, even in an interview about wearing children’s underwear, which was fucking weird, maybe even soulless or evil if you believe in that shit, possibly a human trafficking victim from Ukraine who gets to live the good life and doesn’t want to screw it up, so she lets Ashton pass her around to the boys while his faggot cuck ass watches! Or not (but highly likely)!

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