FATTIES….

I saw a meme of some 400 pound woman’s dating profile picture, because I guess the girls on dating apps are owning their obesity and not trying to catfish people too fucking hard with their 15 year old skinny pics, or pics of their friends, or pics of themselves from an angle that doesn’t make their face look fat as shit, so that you can celebrate the big tits and not realize there’s a big belly with it……

But yeah, the meme is that girls who look like the fat fuck write “average” body type and the scary thing about it, is statistically, they are right….the world is fucking fat despite fat being lazy, disgusting, and disrespectful to your damn self…

The fat epidemic is greater than the covid epidemic, yet no lockdowns or mandatory workouts happened, no fast food chains or junk food brands cancelled for killing a motherfucker prematurely, instead they offered you free burgers and donuts to take their shots…..

The point is, fat is vile, fat is disgusting, trying to posture it as hot or empowering is irresponsible and since we don’t want to be charged with a hate crime because my personal preference as a fat fuck married to a fat fuck is skinny chicks, you know, jerk off to what you don’t have at home, opposite attract shit, but since my personal NO FATTIES ALLOWED ideals don’t line up with the agenda, this is my attempt at INCLUSIVITY….because to some of you BIG IS WONDERFUL, especially when it DIES prematurely, which was my whole plan in marrying a fat chick, but instead it’s just chronic fucking laziness….and disease….and medication….and late nights of wiping asses after too much pizza….

Some call it Karma…I call it hell…

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