Workout Wednesday is a reminder to stay fit, or to at least go to the gym pretending to stay fit so that you can jerk off to all the girls who still value being fit because they know that it’s better than being fat, better than being disgusting, and better for business when everyone just gets naked on the internet for money these days, probably better for scoring rich guys in the hook up apps too, since rich guys aren’t going to settle for fat slobs, and rich guys can offer them the lifestyle they all need….

The key to jerking off to gym pussy being slutty in the gym for the internet is not getting noticed, so cut a hole in that workout map and pretend you’re doing back extensions….and definitely leave it out of the lockerroom unless you’re smart enough to have changed your gender to trans….so that you use the ladies lockerroom, since the gym locker room is where the gays go to stare at dicks and if you’re seen jacking off, it’s an invite to gay sex, which in this era, is probably something you’re into….so long as you bust nut at the end…because the world is one big faggot.

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