Chloe Grace Moretz was on that annoying British cyst of a man, the kind of thing you catch in a hostel when on your European back packing vacation in college, but the human version….just fat, bloated and yelling at you….James Corden.

I know it’s on trend to make fun of him for being vocal about a restaurant serving him shitty food, which is really the lamest thing to be mad at a fat guy about, and really, if you’re at a restaurant that sells bacon and eggs for 80 dollars a plate, they better be the best fucking eggs around and if they aren’t, I’m letting the staff know….not that I’d ever go to places liek that….and not that I am defending James Corden…I’ve been pretty consistent in hating his irritating, song and dance, yelling at American retards who seem to like being yelled at by overly excited British people….he’s trash and it was obvious from the day he got the show from people who I think weren’t as trash…Craig Ferguson was funny.

Anyway, last week, Chloe Grace Moretz, the nerd icon that nerds have jerked off to since she was too young to be jerked off to, because nerds are creeps…..was on the show and some other nerd made a GIF of her legs teasing an UNCROSS like she was going to put her cunt out to the 10 people watching late night network TV….but alas, she didn’t and it was not the Christmas miracle people hoped for. Fascinating story, 7 days late, AWESOME right.

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