I don’t know if any of you remember Lily Allen, but she was always this pudgy rich girl from the UK who’s parents gave her a record deal to keep her from embarrassing them more than she already had growing up rich….

I used to hate on her pretty aggressively when she was at her most popular, but I guess she’s basically disappeared, so it’s not worth hating on her at all….who fucking cares…

The truths is that I call her a rich kid, but according to revisionist history WIKIPEDIA, her dad was a pantomime actor….and star……which doesn’t sound so lucrative, unless he had important friends in the scene who would help his kids out, or he was a sugar baby to someone who was more connected like the mom who was a producer on some hit movies like Shaun of the Dead, but that could have been after Lily Allen, so maybe she was the one with the money….with the connections, either way, second generation entertainment industry…

Over the decades she’s been around we’ve seen her shitty tits, now she’s happy by the tree in a slutty dress that may be pre-coitus, who cares….it’s Lily Allen….some 40 year old mom….boring.

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