It’s the Golden Globes tonight, I don’t mess around with any of that boring masturbatory, manipulative, psy-op, mind control, propaganda bullshit…
BUT there was a time I was a judge at the AVN awards….the glory days where you don’t get paid, but you got the glory man…
Basically, you got sent 1000 porn DVDs or more of basically every movie that was nominated and they expected you to watch that shit. I didn’t have a TV so I just tried trading them with people for drinks…which worked….
I then randomly selected my winners based on the title of the movie….it was the closest thing I got to being in any sort of Academy….doing my part to change the life of whores…
I even managed to get asked back, until one of the sponsors found out and blacklisted me because I did a post on one of his porn girls in a dirty white bikini saying that her ass had been blown out and she no longer had control of her bowels….an OBVIOUS…even weak joke…but one that forever changed my course of relevance….because I was never asked back…
I saw the AVNs happened last week and not once did I think, I could have been there…but if the universe wrote my sad story differently and if I didn’t make one asshole blown out joke….I coulda been there baby….
I guess the moral of the story is be cautious about who you make blown out asshole jokes about….
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