Sarah Jayne Dunn is a 41 year old British actress who was on a Soap Opera called Hollyoaks from 1996 to 2021, before being fired because she was like “Fuck this, I want to sell nudes”….a logical strategy for a 41 year old pervert who probably felt she was underpaid or that she never really hit her stride being stuck in a soap opera for 30 fucking years….one of those dream jobs when she first got cast at 15 years old, but at 40 realizing there was so much her tits missed out on.

OnlyFans bro, it’s the dopamine release that gets all these whores paid for being whores, because dudes are so fucking lonely that they buy into that bullshit, and it’s actually fucking crazy….

It’s like Tinder, I knew the concept from all the AIDS on GRINDER, but I never thought normal middle of the road chicks would fall for it…even though I knew they liked sex, I didn’t think they’d just give it away like a gay dude. I gave them too much credit.

SO, I knew OnlyFans would work, premium content makes sense, I just never thought successful, rich, accomplished, mainstream people would ever hop on board, and I never thought normie girls producing nudes would ever transition to sex worker as easily as they have….which why I am not a billionaire and the guy who owns OnlyFans is….HE knew the whores were plentiful and ready to sell nudes if it was made easy for them…..

So here’s Sarah Jayne Dunn’s titties, that I am sure anyone jerking off to Soap Operas for 30 years wanted to see, and really Soap Opera acting is porn acting, so there you go…

It kind of feels like walking in on your friend’s mom getting out of the shower back in High School, only she’s not 200 pounds, smoking a cigarette, with a huge c-section scar that looks like a prison fight wound, and a bush I could use to insulate an overpriced puffy jacket because GEESE FEATHERS ARE CRUEL….

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