As a lazy fat slob, I am drawn to fit bitches, because sexually, two fat people fucking is a fucking disaster, it’s not nice to look like, it’s not functional or practical, it’s hard on everything and everyone involved, not just the bed, and someone in the duo can end up dead if they over exert themselves.

Not to mention, sex is a physical activity so one of you better be fucking read to do the bouncing around, and for the sake of survival that person isn’t me.

I figure there should be weight limits to sex….so there should be some fucking laws around this shit, you know if you want to make laws controlling everything, let’s make beds equipped with scales and police that shit.

Two fatties combined ends in prison term, they can’t be allowed to fuck legally for the sake of humanity…..so only skinny or fit bitches, or a skinny or fit dudes can fuck the fatties..and make that a mandatory charitable contribution….just doing their part for the community…since they probably won’t do it voluntarily.

Here are some fit bitches who look strong enough to take on the fat fuck task.

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