TITTY DROP…..

Why give titty drops a real intro to a bunch of dudes who have never actually seen a tit in real life….unless you count the peephole you rigged from the basement to your bathroom to watch your mom shower….

But then I realized that there isn’t a bunch of dudes who have never actually seen a tit in real life….so the intro will just be for me, a man who only saw tits thanks to a peephole I rigged from the basement to. my foster mom’s shower….we weren’t reality, she had big tits, it was a simpler time, I’d do it again…

Yes, we didn’t have devices that could access some of the most vile porn at our fingertips, we had to dig through that shit, steal it from video stores for that shit…..

Now we’ve got regular chicks, like normal every day chicks who have fat tits saying “I’ll film myself flashing the internet, sounds fun”…they even put their full face in it, showing their drivers license, while reading off their social security number and telling the strangers where they’ll be the next 5 hours….it’s a weird world….

But there was a time when girls flashing when drunk at the office party, or the family wedding, ended in suicide from shame….

NO MORE motherfuckers…it’s just tits, they’re meant to be celebrated, which I guess happens when they are dropped….since it’s not a genuine drop that leaves them broken….it’s more a slow mo gentle bounce…and we like it.

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