I feel like I’ve seen these Suki Waterhouse titties on the dock before, but that could just be me having flashbacks of gay as fuck Ambercrombie ads with chiseled dudes in hip hair laying topless on the dock in their summer at the lake shoot…..not because topless chicks on the dock make me think of topless dudes on the dock….just that Suki Waterhouse has zero sex appeal even when topless on a dock..

It’s also not because she’s got small tits, I am a fan of the small tits and do small tit tribute posts weekly….

It’s just because she really isn’t very exciting looking, and the only thing appealing in this whole thing is the Heineken I’d want to be drinking….and that her gay boyfriend Robert Patison who I thought came out after he dated Kristen Stewart, but maybe I got the wrong one who came out on the brain….probably needs to drink in order to fuck her in his gayness….you know closet case things…

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