Gideon Adlon Bikini of the Day

2023

Apr

Gideon Adlon, who we will assume is named after the Gideon bible because her ancestor is Hotelier Lorenz Adlon and all great hotels have a Gideon bible in the drawer, at least that’s been my experience in the hourly whore motels I’ve frequented. Nothing like a little light bible reading before getting AIDS on your face.

Anyway, she’s the daughter of the Voice of Bobby Hill, who we’ll assume doesn’t do the voice on demand since it probably annoys her despite all the nice things it has bought her, unless she’s one of those one trick ponies who thinks it’s hilarious that one of her dumb voices got her paid….you know she’s busted it out during sex A LOT to trip people out, or to excite dudes with a Bobby Hill fetish, nothing like fucking a girl from behind to close your eyes and hear Bobby Hill dirty talking….with a “harder, harder, harder….fill me up a make me a baby” or whatever you people dirty talk these days….

She’s also an actress in her own right, on TV shows and voicing video games, more than just the daughter to the voice of Bobby Hill….and IN A BIKINI too..