Rachel Zegler is apparently named after Rachel from Friends, which means her parents are fucking assholes.

Her mother is Colombian, but born here, so it can’t be some excuse like “Friends taught me how to speak English, so as a tribute to that, we name our daughter after the one with the hard nips”….

She apparently won a Golden Globe and she’s only 21, thanks to to being half hispanic and in West Side Story. She’s also in some nerd shit called Shazam! Fury of the Gods.

Yes, I am reading her WIKIPEDIA, I had no idea who the fuck this girl is, but I do find it suspicious that she went from high school plays to being cast by Spielberg off a Tiwtter casting call, where at 16 she just won over the “Free Candy Van” driver and is now A-List in all the big budget high pay movies…..

SUSPICIOUS….but she’s hot in a bikini though…

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