Ashley Benson went viral and mattered because she was on a hit show for the right demographic around the time instagram launched, being a gift to the girls on that show, because everything went to instagram, in terms of brand deals, direct to consumer brands and relevance in getting cast for other film projects. So because she was in the right place at the right time, her little effort, talent and skill went a LONG fucking way and she still matters, despite being out of work for what I assume is at least 5 years.

The most interesting thing she’s done, besides having a set of big tits, is that she dabbled in some lesbianism, with a lesbian relationship with that crackhead Cara Delevigne who I guess taught Benson a thing or two about being a skinny bitch….maybe she got the Cara skinny gut biome from eating Cara’s ass, but the point is she’s hotter post lesbianism, even if she’s in her 30s…..

However, that hotter post lesbianism, could just be that her soul has been cleansed now that she’s gone back to dick and the answer to her happiness wasn’t being a woke libtard idiot gender bending who thinks eating chick ass is progressive and not just a trick you do at college parties, but rather a genuine inclination, fetish, sexual desire….you know, conversion therapy shit…..

Or maybe, her billoionaire Brandon Davis, of Lohan’s Firecrotch fame, that I think I was calling her LONG before he called her that, only because I used to call all the gingers in my life Firecrotch, even in High School, and not because I invented the term, but because it’s always been a term, so him going viral for it was totally not right by my standards of JUSTICE…

But yeah, maybe Brandon Davis is cumming in her and getting her hormones back to where they need to be, you know fucking the dyke out of her…the way its’ supposed to be…

Hot tits.

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