I’d say that Lucy Hale has a lovely bunch of coconuts, but she only has one coconut, and it looks delicious and nutritious, you know one of those superfoods.

I’d also say that Lucy Hale has a lovely bunch of coconuts, because I came up in the internet bro blog era of all the loser fan boys who started up titty blogs and got rich off the shit, only to shut them all down at this point, yet I keep going because I don’t do this for money, I do this for mental disorders….because I know how irrelevant, unread, stupid, and silly it is, but it’s a bad habit.

So yeah, I’d say she had a lovely bunch of coconuts because to those old bloggers, an image like this would have been a gift, a “Jokes Write Themselves” back when objectifying women was an accepted thing, before they all went triple vaccinated and woke.

It would actually be a dream for a bikini pic with coconuts in the frame for their small, weak, lame comedic minds….a stars aligning, a thanks to the self producing content gods for gifting us this so we can continue our lazy minded content.

So as a tribute to a GENRE long gone, kept alive by me, here’s some LOVELY BUNCH OF COCONUTS, the jokes write themselves, I MEAN HER TITS, GET IT?

GET IT?

DO YOU GET IT, cuz she has a coconut and she has tits and coconuts can imply tits, OMG, amazing…

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