The most important new sport, at least according to a pervert like me, is not Pickleball, it’s not Arena Football, it’s not the Rock’s XFL, it’s not those Spike Ball faggots in the park where there is always at least one topless bro. It’s the titty drop..

It’s not an organized league, it’s not even a sport really, but it is very competitive and it could be, so if there are any investors out there, let’s make it DrunkenStepfather’s legacy, the Titty Drop league….I’m ready and can bring a huge audience of 2-3 people for the pay-per-view streams….

Or you can just steal the idea and leave me out of the upside, it’s happened before, it’ll happen again, I don’t give a fuck, I’m in it for the titty drop.

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