I was sent this content last week from a perverted friend of mine, I went to Daddario’s instagram and I didn’t see it there, and figured she’s about as exciting as a wet napkin on the corner of the floor that you’ve already fucked way too many times and it’s just sort of sperm filled papier-mache you plan on making a pinnata out of…but since you can form that wet napkin into any shape you want, including a pocket pussy, the wet napkin is hotter than Daddario….

So yeah, I didn’t bother looking for it or posting it, but after a weekend of sitting on the images of the 40 year old long torso actress who sucks at acting, but who has giant tits, not showing off the giant tits, but rather putting focus on her fat ass, that’s not as dumpy as you’d think at her age, probably because she’s a celebrity and it’s still a vain and superficial industry where a bikini body is needed when you’re cast for your tits….

I guess this her doing some influencer bullshit on the beach, a dramatic walk into the tropical sea, where she doesn’t get eaten by sharks, maybe too old to have a period to draw in the sharks, and the whole thing offends me for the lack of tit.

When tit are all ya got, use the tits as part of your influencer programming to stay relevant to keep the castings around the tits and the fan boys who like the tits coming….

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