I think one of the highlights of the weekend was hearing that Burning Man had an Ebola outbreak and that all the loser who attended Burning Man were under some kind of lockdown or quarantine, which I thought would lead to them ending up dead.

Unfortunately, the worst kind of people who attend Burning Man, or who think it’s cool to see rich people cosplay as homeless and nomadic people, for some kind of freakish and Satanic Ritual that’s become some pop culture stop on the pop culture tour, that if you’re anyone in this world of social media, you gotta be at Burning Man, otherwise you don’t exist, or you’re not some higher level, higher functioning loser who can fuck with the tech billionaires who are drawn to the event because they get to see tits…

Burning Man is a nightmare, that should have been an actual nightmare, you know for the haters out there to get what we’ve always wanted for the assholes who live for this shit and talk about this shit all year while leading up to the shit….

But with their hippie bullshit comes naked whores and here’s a round-up from the muddy burning man that was not locked down due to EBOLA, unfortunately, but rain….

Fucking losers.

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