I feel like I’ve posted these Willow Shields topless in nature pics already, but I don’t really know who Willow Shields is, so I could be totally wrong….

I’m just glad it’s not actually Willow topless in nature, or a current Brooke Shields topless in nature, but those options would likely be more entertaining.

I do like that girls like having the girls out, and they like documenting it on social media so people know they have the girls out. It makes for a good titty time.

I do think it’s a great marketing hook, because I almost did a google search on who Willow Shields is….but I can’t be bothered, it’s Friday and I’m not paid for that shit, my interest lies in their use of tits for marketing and content purposes…they as in multiple whorish people crying for attention, not they as in the confusing pronoun of needy attention seekers trying to prove how different they are.

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