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2023

30

Oct

Charlotte Lawrence Does the Least Slutty Halloween Costume of All Time of the Day

I just saw this Charlotte Lawrence Shoot for Narcisse Magazine in the amazing stepFORUM and was pretty disappointed because she didn’t have her tits out.

She has traditionally always had her tits out, which I assume is her marketing strategy and her way to seemingly stand out amongst all the other rich kids who grew up in the industry because their parents are shitty sitcom actors and/or shitty sitcom producers.

I saw her dad’s show, Ted Lasso going viral last week because Barbie partnered up with them to make Ted Lasso dolls, which I assume kids everywhere are just dying for, since you’d have to be a retard or child to watch that shit.

Anyway being an industry kid who is slutty in her marketing of herself as a popstar – she is going on tour with Madison Beer soon…she’s taken a different approach to Halloween.

Traditionally, you think Halloween is to go sluttier, to release that slutty tension, but what does one do when they are already tits out all the time….

They do humor, since she likely thinks she’s from a line of comedy writers and actors, which according to the industry and success of the shows they were involved in, she unfortunately is.

Her humor is a scene from Stepbrothers, I assume, I hear John C. Riley and it’s not Boogie Nights or Magnolia so it’s gotta be Stepbrothers…since I cant’ stand Will Farrell I’ve never seen it but the retard people are excited by it….while I’m like “but where are the tits”.

She also did Larry David….

She also sings….

Here’s Charlotte Lawrence titties no one asked for, but that she provided because sometimes, when no one gives a shit about your rich as fuck ass, you have leak your own nudes in public.

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