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2023

13

Nov

Finding the Perfect Size Sex Doll: A Guide to Your Ideal Companion

Buying a sex doll, or as I like to call it or shopping for a future wife for a modern man, can be a complex thing.

You’ve decided that you don’t want the bullshit of dating, or trying to find a woman, who you know that even if the stars align will be too much maintenance, too much nagging and will likely just end up disappointing you after taking you for all you’ve got.

You know that if you were to try to land an actual nagging woman you’d have no real decision in the way that she looks or how she dresses, since modern women are too uptight when it comes to the whole feminist thing. You don’t own them, so you cant’ tell them what to wear.

More importantly, you can’t decide on how fit she is, how big her boobs are, how many vaginas or holes she has, when she uses those holes, it’s a lot of work.

Which is why getting a new sexdolls can be  so exciting!

You can choose the curves, the ethnicity, the bust size, the butt size, you can make her look like your favorite instagram model, celebrity, or girl in your everyday life you’re too shy to talk to, but not too shy to have a good time with when she’s in the doll form.

You can decide if she’s human sized or compact sized for the apartment dwellers, or miniature size that makes your penis look bigger.

You can decide the eye color, whether she even has eyes.

You get to be the doll designer, or play your own version of god, because you get to put the pieces together in your customized TPE sex doll.

This is like home renovating, modifying the car, doing whatever it takes to get you the perfect women to help you live out the perfect fantasy. Just remember to keep you adult doll clean, because if you don’t give her the right maintenance and “self care”,  she’s your girl and you don’t want to be shortening her life, but maybe that’s a good reason to buy more sex dolls to add to your harem, there are no laws against that, at least not yet!

 

 

 

 

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