Maria Menounos was the entertainment show host that dudes would fantasize about when their wives used to make them watch Access Hollywood or Extra or whatever garbage tabloid show she was on….

They’d think of her as the Greek queen who likes anal with the hot body…in an era when girls didn’t have anal sex on the first date and it was something special.

She went onto build out a podcast network or media network that I am sure she got very rich with, it’s all about timing you fools….

She also went onto have tumors cut out of her brain and apparently tumors cut out of her pancreas, which I thought was a cancer that was a death sentence, but more importantly, she had a baby through a host body because she either couldn’t in her body because of all the cancers, or maybe she didn’t want to throw off her body because it’s her currency….

Either way, this is some new mom in her 40s bod after surviving cancer in a bikini for you to jerk off to for old times, since she’s an old timer, and I guess she’s happy to not be dead….

The excitement of the shoot is that the new mom is on vacation in the bikini, which makes me think that the new kid is at the kennel or something, since surrogacy seems a lot like adopting a rescue puppy, or even a puppy mill puppy and less like being actual moms, but maybe I’m an insensitive asshole which I guess Maria Menounos is the owner of, thanks to the whole being Greek thing. OPA!

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