I have hated on Iggy Azalea the cultural appropriator for her entire career and not even because she was a cultural appropriator in that she did rap music in a fake rap accent despite being from Australia, furthering the lie into fake as fuck performance art, but because she had a storyline where she was a teen runaway from Australia, who took the 20 hour flight to Miami on her own to become an undocumented stripper in the Miami strip clubs, before going back to Australia and finishing high school where she crafted her half retarded scheme to be a rapper.

I don’t like people who pretend to strip, so as far as I’m concerned the mom is redeeming herself now that she’s taken a dive into shameless self promotion, selling exclusive content to the nerdy fans, and semi stripping down like she was a stripper, showing some fake tit and fake ass and fake everything else because she’s fake.

So Iggy is growing on my like that ass is growing on her, she still sucks, but at least it’s a little more in line with the kind of sucking I like.

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