Maria Menounos, the greek girl who I like to make “going greek” jokes about, because the greeks invented anal sex, and when I worked in a warehouse with a greek guy, all he would talk about is how he fucked the receptionist at the warehouse, who he was dating, up the ass using olive oil…so it’s clearly a thing, I’ve done my research, greeks don’t use their vaginas, they keep them preserved because they have a perfectly good asshole to use.

Anyway, she’s the clickbait from EXTRA or Access Hollywood, that was used to give men something to look at when their wives who owned their balls caught up on their gossip stories…

She’s retired to do some dot com billionaire entertainment network shit….

She’s had a brain tumor she’s had removed, pancreatic cancer she’s survived, and a baby with another woman’s womb to maintain her physique or because of the whole cancer thing, either way, she’s still hot, only now she’s hot from the sauna treatment she’s documenting, which could be how she kills off her cancer she keeps getting from all the anal sex that couldn’t get her pregnant so she hired another woman to do it for her….IT GOES IN THE FRONT HOLE NOT THE BACK HOLE MENOUNOS….you souvlaki loving freak…

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