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2024

17

Jan

Lottie Moss has a Meltdown for the Rebrand of the Day

Lottie Moss is going viral for some crying video and not because people are perverts like me who jerk off to broken girls crying in video, but because her PR team is working hard to rebrand her.

Tears make good lube….Tears from regrets of being a whore also good lube…sadness even when calculated to push some agenda still comes across as sadness, or at least bratty whining, which is close enough to sadness…she’s just being real with ya’ll…right..

She’s the Kate Moss sister who came to the scene pretty hard thanks to being Kate Moss’ sister because Kate Moss is a fucking legend who can do no wrong, so clearly the average retard booker or marketing person would hop on the association.

She moved to LA ended up becoming a racy and vulgar onlyfans whore, I’m sure the money was amazing, but she left that brand friendly instagram life behind her….but who needs that when you’re making 1,000,000 dollars showing the world your asshole they only care about because genetically it’s 50 percent Kate Moss’s asshole…

So my theory is that part of the rebrand is cry on TikTok, make people feel you were confused, young, dumb, took the wrong road because you were sucked into the wrong crowd or some shit, even though the entire time she was pushing her OnlyFans she was loving it.

I guess you can only go so far with the whoring on OnlyFans and mainstream success is what people actually crave when they realize that sex work isn’t real work but low level clickbait that requires the selling of your soul that anyone can do if they have a cunt.

Anyway, we’re here to watch her rebrand knowing we’ve seen her cooter.

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