Renee Olstead has some ridiculously round tits, which I’ve recently learned is a choice made by the titty buyer because they want this look.

As someone who is into being lied and manipulated to, I generally like my fake tits to be the less obvious teardrop tit, so that I can spend my days philosophizing as to weather they are real or not since I have nothing better to do with my time, you know with no responsibilities come lots of time to think about dumb shit like tits…

Anyway, Renee Olstead, a legitimate actress and Jazz singer, in a world where no one really likes Jazz, has decided to be an exclusive content producer and I think it’s a respectable choice since she does things like show us her cooter and sometimes even inserts butt plugs, but YOU”LL HAVE TO SIGN UP TO HER FEED FOR THAT….

This is my helping promote her because I think she’s lovely, even though I generally hate round fake tits, I can make exceptions, I’m multi-faceted, there are LAYERS to this perverted motherfucker….

Also – there was the time she did Playboy and if you sign up, I get paid, so think about helping me out…I can’t guarantee it’s any good, it’s Playboy and I don’t know if they still exist.

Here’s Renee!

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