The AVN’s happened last week. I was a judge at the AVNs for Two years a bunch of years ago, but then one of the title sponsors found out and wanted me dead, thanks to me having written a post about his girlfriend’s asshole being blown out, which I guess rubbed his porno ego the wrong way….so NO MORE AVN judging for me.

To make fun of me, a legitimate Journalist named MARK EBNER (he has a WIKIPEDIA and has WRITTEN BOOKS decided to apply for a press pass as a journalist for Drunken Stepfather….Hilarious right….

Well, I told him that he should do an actual journalistic deep dig while there because why the fuck not. Let’s legitimize this site, let’s go for the gold, let’s get that Pulitzer….

And instead he sent me these pics and this story:

AVN was infinitely more fun than Sundance.

Thanks for the insight Mark, but the reality is, I wasn’t expecting anything from him, just the reminder that I suck at life and he’s better at being DrunkenStepfather than me.

Here are those AVN red carpet pics, until Next Time, when Oprah applies for a Press Pass under DrunkenStepfather, cuz motherfucker, we’re moving on up….after this investigative report….

AVN was infinitely more fun than Sundance.

Awesome. I think the cool kids used to say “cool story bro”….so cool story bro.

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