The new highlight of my pathetic and boring day is revisiting X-Tina…Let’s get Dirty….

I don’t actually care about Aguilera, I’m just happy to see that she’s less fat than she was in her 30s, because her being fat was a pretty sad turn of events when she was so small in her 20s….

It’s nothing against Aguilera, but celebrities are fucking shit and I don’t care about any of them….but since it’s a celebrity site and I have to post celebrity bullshit…my new favorite celeb is a skinny, older, sluttier, X-Tina….passed her sexual prime but willing to give the sexual content for the likes and follows and views because that’s how you get paid..

She’s less desperate since she’s Aguilera, so it’s like classic celebrity from the early 2000s doing her rounds before she dies..and I’m fine staring….

So here’s Aguilera giving boners….

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