I have a feeling that I heard some story about Kelly Osbourne being really excited about Ozempic, because it allowed her fat lazy ass to lose that pesky weight, without having to get the stomach band she probably already has like her momma, and without having to do any fitness, because why do fitness when you can just take medicine, trustworthy medicine, that may have severe side effects, none as bed as being a fat cunt.

She’s never quite been a hot chick, throughout her time on reality TV and in the media until now….but the funny thing about this OZEMPIC shit, is that she’s feeling hot and in feeling hot, she’s clearly done some shit to her face, and looks like a fucking tranny clown, which is the instagram look of choice, so I guess in ways, this is the 40 year old winning or giving into the scam that is social media.

The good news, not fat….

The better news, still has tits…

The terrible news, she’s Kelly Osbourne….and unless you’re an Ozzy fan, you probably should not be trying to collect semen you expel to her pics…

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