Alison Brie, we are glad isn’t Brie Larson but they are named after the same cheese, just differently.

This one is married to one of the Franco Brother’s is on some promotional tour, so we can assume a new movie is out and she’s putting in her contractual obligations because when she’s not promoting bullshit, we don’t hear anything about the old weathered wife.

She is wearing a short skirt and power suit blazer, like woman trying to climb the corporate ladder in the 80s because they didn’t realize that being a trad wife was a better goal since working fucking sucks.

Her legs look long enough for you to want to climb up like a rope at your crotchfit gym because you are into that kind of thing in efforts to bury your face in her creamy baked brie…yes…I am calling her pussy a creamy baked brie….assuming she has a vagina, which you can’t really do in this demonic hollywood industry, but since we can’t see any balls, we’ll assume she’s got a vagina…but you can never be too sure of its authenticity even if she did have a vagina.

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